nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
my phone needs a breathalizer
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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