id be glad to
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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