Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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