Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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