You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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