You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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