Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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