I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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