People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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