we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
The air taste purple.
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