Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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