sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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