I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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