clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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