nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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