After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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