I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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