Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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