Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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