My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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