Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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