but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
She made me pour olive oil on her.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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