The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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