we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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