she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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