My nipple is on Facebook.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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