I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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