She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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