You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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