Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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