Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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