Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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