Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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