I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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