that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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