yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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