i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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