if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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