You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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