I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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