I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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