Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
