My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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