fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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