So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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