wat bout pragnant strippers??
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
