Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
