Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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