every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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