Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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