Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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