And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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