she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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