In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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