Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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