very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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