She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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